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Tune in to the Mark Germain Show on
TalkRadioOne.com Thursday nights at 8 pacific time
as Regan reviews some of the latest movies.
Or listen later via podcast.
View 2010 reviews here.
The following ratings are based on a scale from 0-10.

Whip It
". . .one of those hour and half viewings that seems to wash over you
and is quickly forgotten."
5

Pandorum
". . .way too gory to be truly scary, and riddled with
incomprehensible plot turns, the movie is far too much
of a head scratcher
to ever become truly engaging."
3

Big Fan
". . .part Taxi Driver, part The King of Comedy, Big Fan is
a fascinating character study of an individual,
that like millions of Americans have made
local sports not only a passion, but an unhealthy way of life.” 8 1/4

Halloween II
". . .not even some fun cameos by stars of the past manage to lighten this load.
And it is a load.” 2

It's Complicated
". . .a formulaic movie that is about as well done as a formulac movie can be.
But that doesn’t change what it is.” 5

Jennifer's Body
". . .silly, sophomoric, and in the vein of Return of the Living Dead and Evil Dead,
I think destine to be a cult classic.” 7 1/4

Avatar
". . .simply a sight to behold.” 9 1/2

Invictus
". . .Eastwood does know how to get an audience on his side,
and avoiding the warm fuzzies will probably be hard for most.” 7 1/2

Crazy Heart
". . .Crazy Heart may not move any mountains in the world of film making,
but thanks to a spectacular performance by Jeff Bridges,
it will most certainly move you." 9

Nine
". . .unlike such recent musical screen adaptations as
Dreamgirls, Chicago and even Rent,
Nine’s biggest disadvantage is in fact, its source material.” 6

The Blind Side
". . .I don’t know if you’ll love The Blind Side, but I do think you’ll have a hard time resisting getting wrapped up in it’s hospitality." 6 1/2

The Cove
". . .this is a staggering piece of film making and I am not just recommending
you see it, I am insisting that you do." 10

The Twilight Saga: New Moon
". . .New Moon is a mild improvement on the first film, but that isn’t saying much.” 5 1/2

Up in the Air
". . .Up in the Air is, in fact, nothing more than a very simply little movie packed
with a whole lot of humanity." 9

Sherlock Holmes
". . .the real crime is that the entire production does a great disservice to
Robert Downey Jr. whose performance deserves
a better movie to call it’s own." 5 1/3

Paper Heart
". . . equally annoying as it is boring." 2 1/2

2012
". . .writer/Director Roland Emmerich brings us the latest entry in the
ever popular, and increasingly tired genre of attempted
revival of the “disaster flick.” 5 1/2

Pirate Radio
". . .more of a smile inducing diversion that probably doesn’t merit a sitter
and the 12 bucks a pop at the cineplex." 7 1/4

My Sister's Keeper
". . .if it is a good cry you seek, then look no further." 6

The Men Who Stare at Goats
". . . all attempts at sight gags and screwball comedy fall flat,and a last minute hail mary pass of drama feels forced and completely lifeless. " 3 1/2

The Fourth Kind
". . . people start losing their minds, killing themselves, spouting ancient Egyptian dialects, levitating, eating peanut butter sandwiches without milk.
It’s just pure madness. And it’s all boring." 4 1/4

Spread
". . .it’s actually a rather well made, mood piece of a
motion picture that surprised me." 6 3/4

An Education
". . . a simple enough movie that is elevated by its top notch cast
and extremely well written screenplay. " 7 1/2

Law Abiding Citizen
". . . certainly watchable, but entirely hokey and filled with far too many
testosterone filled stand offs between Foxx and Butler." 5

This Is It
". . .unlike the circus that was his memorial service and funeral
this is, indeed, a worthy tribute." 8 1/2

Amelia
". . .had she lived, none of us ever would have had to sit through this movie." 4

Where the Wild Things Are
". . .nothing even remotely interesting ever happens in this
excruciatingly long and tedious motion picture." 2 1/3

Good Hair
". . .not nearly as funny as I thought it was going to be,
but certainly worth the lessons I learned." 6 1/4

Couples Retreat
"Can be summed up on one word . . .lazy." 4 3/4

The Invention of Lying
"One of the most clever, original, and imaginative movies of the year so far.
So why didn’t I enjoy it as much as I think I should have?" 7 1/4

Zombieland
" . . .is the perfect anecdote for a fall movie season that thus far has been
down right diseased." 8

A Serious Man
". . .and I’m sure the Coen Brothers are trying to say something here, but maybe its my damn Goy blood that keeps me from getting it. " 5 1/4

Paranormal Activity
". . .is it the scariest movie I have ever seen as the advertising would have you believe? No. Its pretty goddamn scary though." 7 1/2

Fame
". . .slap together a paper thin script with too many characters,
not enough emotional depth and a bunch of recycled songs from the
American Idol finale reject list and call it done. " 4 2/3

Surrogates
". . .bogged down by a lot of techno speak and with only a
couple of lack luster action sequences, Surrogates starts with an interesting enough premise but quickly finds itself with no where to really go." 4

Capitalism: A Love Story
". . .plays more like a history lesson than a scathing expose." 6 1/2

The Informant!
". . .by no means a failure, but unfortunately lacks the comedy punch that it’s exclamation point would have you believe it delivers." 7
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
". . .a great idea for a short story dragged out into a feature length film." 6

Sorority Row
". . .juvenile, predictable and lacking any originality, but there are boobs." 4 1/8
Whiteout
". . .a completely uninspired murder mystery that's only twist is it's location." 3

Gamer
". . .if District 9 is Grand Theft Auto, than Gamer is Pong." 4
Extract
". . .plays out like a script that is still in need of a few table reads and workshops." 4 3/4

Final Destination 4 3-D
". . .not scary enough to take seriously and not corny enough to be camp." 2 1/2
Taking Woodstock
". . .void of any drama or comedy. Besides that, it's fine." 5 3/4
Inglourious Basterds
". . .a grade A, thoroughly provocative and engrossing motion picture." 8 3/4
It Might Get Loud
". . .you probably need to be a guitar player to find
this movie as riveting as say, a guitar player would." 5 3/4
District 9
". . .easily one of the most original movies of the summer,
and certainly one of the most entertaining." 9
The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
" . . .a cast made up of some of the funniest people
in Hollywood . . .not being funny." 3
G.I. Joe - The Rise of Cobra
". . .another commercially packaged, soulless venture out of Hollywood." 3
Julie & Julia
". . .more Julia please! Julie can stay at home." 7
A Perfect Getaway
" . . .yes, there's a big twist, and yes,
you will see it coming from a mile away." 6 1/2
In the Loop
". . .an intelligent, insightful and downright funny motion picture." 8 1/4
The Collector
". . . a disgusting waste of time." 1 1/4
Funny People
" . . . doesn't really know what kind of movie it is, and there in lies the rub." 6 1/8

The Ugly Truth
". . .an utter train wreck of a movie." 1
Orphan
". . . a clever twist ending that is almost worth the price of admission itself." 6
500 Days of Summer
". . . two fantastic performances in a sophisticated and at times,
enchanting tale." 8 1/2
Moon
". . .more of a throwback to the thinking man’s science fiction
of the 60s and 70s." 7 3/4
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
". . .one of the better entries into the series." 7 1/2
I Love You, Beth Cooper
". . .too often opts to take the low road." 5
Bruno
". . .not the worst, but certainly the most disappointing movie of the year." 5 1/2
Whatever Works
". . . a forgettable yet harmless venture." 4 1/2
Away We Go
". . .it glides along rather effortlessly with many funny and cynical moments." 7 1/8
The Hurt Locker
". . .a gritty, visceral and hugely entertaining motion picture." 9
Public Enemies
" . . .all the style, not nearly enough substance." 5
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
" . . .a mind-numbing, headache inducing, waste of time." 1

The Proposal
". . . waist deep in charm and romance." 6 3/4

Year One
". . . feels dated and stale." 5 1/2
Food, Inc.
" . . . a slightly generic film that mines some interesting ground." 5 1/8
The Taking of Pelham 123
". . . a slightly entertaining diversion." 6 3/4
The Hangover
". . . a completely sophmoric movie, and I mean that in a good way." 8

Land of the Lost
". . . one wacky, and unfortunately, unfunny movie." 4 1/4
Up
“…a perfect movie. Original, entertaining and an instant classic.” 10
Drag Me to Hell
“I jumped, I laughed, I was thoroughly grossed out.” 7 ½
Dance Flick
“…sophmoric, juvenile and amateurish.” 1 ½
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
“ . . .full of eye candy.” 6 1/8
Terminator: Salvation
“…fast paced and well executed.” 7
Angels and Demons
“…often tedious and at times, downright boring.” 3 ¼
Star Trek
“…everything you want in summer escapism.” 8 ¾
17 Again
“…more a waste of talent than of time.” 4
State of Play
“…strives to achieve but ultimately fails.” 5 ½
Anvil: The Story of Anvil
“… loud, raucous, hysterical and heartbreaking.” 9
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Every Little Step
“…an in depth and enthralling look at A Chorus Line.” 7 ¼
Earth
“…beautifully shot, but not enough to recommend.” 4 ¾
Tyson
“…insightful, but at times, slightly monotonous.” 5 ½
Adventureland
“ …a realistic, hearfelt and moving story.” 7 ¾
The Fast and the Furious
“…this by the numbers sequel is very cartoonish.” 3 6/8
Wolverine
". . . fun, but leaves a real "been there, done that" aftertaste." 6 3/4
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
". . .one of the worst romantic comedies of the year." 2 1/3

Observe and Report
". . .a sick, twisted, violent motion picture, and I loved it." 8 1/5
The Hannah Montana Movie
". . . has it's heart in the right place." 6 1/2
Knowing
". . .an incredibly unsatisfying, and yes, downer of an ending." 4 3/8
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